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Comment on The Boy Explains The Resurrection by debamlen

debamlen — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 18:59:37 +0000

Thanks for reading, Alexandra! Feel free to pop by anytime. And say hi to Tracy for me!

Comment on The Boy Explains The Resurrection by Alexandra

Alexandra — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 16:33:09 +0000

Oh, zombie Jesus.

This was wonderful.

I came over from Lost in Suburbia’s blogroll, I think…

But, whatever rabbit hole I came through: this is wondrous.

Comment on Contact by Steve W

Steve W — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 10:32:12 +0000

BTW I’m a tad surprised you don’t include your crossword productions for the Onion in the column display at the right on this page.

Comment on Contact by Steve W

Steve W — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 10:25:11 +0000

Check out the inside back page of Consumer Reports magazine — they have their own humor blog on product labeling and misapplications, BION, and some of the entries are really funny.

Comment on The Boy Explains The Resurrection by Shelley

Shelley — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 17:17:01 +0000

Zombie Jesus. I’m dying over here. Die. Ing. Is he related to Fat Jesus from “The Hangover”?

Comment on Passing Go Without Crying by Efy Leonardi

Efy Leonardi — Thu, 26 May 2011 02:34:39 +0000

I have found that the saddest part of Monopoly isn’t the dog vomit It’s when your ten-year-old decides she wants to be a greedy land baroness (“How much!!! This is BUSINESS, Mom!!!!) and beats you to it

Comment on Passing Go Without Crying by Poppy

Poppy — Tue, 24 May 2011 11:26:23 +0000

Hi Deb -

Great new blog site (but I miss the parrot logo).

Showed Mom the photo of your new book in the store window in Westfield. Must have been a real thrill for you to pass by and see it displayed so prominently. Keep up the good work, kiss the kids for us.

With love from,

Proud Parents

PS – Try to keep Jade away from those game pieces. Nobody really likes to clean up doggie vomit.

Comment on The Kind of Mail I Get by ===Dan

===Dan — Tue, 24 May 2011 03:11:33 +0000

You’ll notice that Mr. R. Redacted did not assert his non-Nigerian non-Princehood. If you reveal your date of birth next they’ll be asking for your social security number, but the joke’s on them because there will be no social security by the time you’ll be ready to retire, 50 years from now. (This is not a generous estimate of your age, by the way, but a realistic assessment of the state of Social Security.)

Comment on Passing Go Without Crying by erquinones

erquinones — Tue, 24 May 2011 03:09:10 +0000

Of course, there is Scrabble (or any of its variants), wherein a nine-year-old will insist with a great deal of moral certainty that GARGAL is an English word. Or that POLOI was the disease that Salk and Sabin developed vaccines for.

Resistance is futile. Retaliation, however, is sweet. ” ‘NORMALCY’ is too a word, kid!”

Comment on The More You Know: Criminal Edition by hanna

hanna — Tue, 10 May 2011 02:46:46 +0000

Hello Deb,

Years ago I didn’t go up to a cop and ask whether I have any outstanding arrest warrants but in a pit of rage I did go into a police station to fill out a restraining order against my ex and the administrative cop ( no idea if this crowd is suffering from an ego complex) said: ” I will let you go this time but you need to take care of your warrant”. I was like WTF. I thought my ex said he would take care of the traffic ticket I encurred because of him! anyhoot, this ended up me not submitting the restraining order ( this was not seriously warranted but we had had a serious raging argument via text before) and finding out I had a warrant.

Comment on Another Reason To Fear Them by debamlen

debamlen — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 01:34:03 +0000

I didn’t think the column would be complete without a photo of my gynecologist, Heidi.

Comment on The Boy Explains The Resurrection by fivethirtyam

fivethirtyam — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 01:47:31 +0000

Look at what someone just posted on facebook: http://www.zombiejesusday.org
Weird!

Comment on The Boy Explains The Resurrection by pat cochran

pat cochran — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 00:42:03 +0000

Cracks me up too! I was just talking with my sunday school 4th grade boys last weekend about the way Jesus was wrapped in the tomb and it came out sounding like a mummy… the rest of the story!

Comment on The Boy Explains The Resurrection by fivethirtyam

fivethirtyam — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 19:44:53 +0000

You probably shouldn’t invite your mother to dinner, though, if you want to keep that straight face. Happy Passover.

Comment on The Boy Explains The Resurrection by Deborah Fikuart

Deborah Fikuart — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 12:13:30 +0000

Okay, uncle! I’m going to have to send you some coin, Deb!

Comment on The Boy Explains The Resurrection by Lisa Friedman

Lisa Friedman — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 12:08:05 +0000

Now I know where my son got his info. In our case, everything is musical. I still think the kids think between the dance sequence from Fiddler and Jesue Christ Superstar religion is very entertaining.

Comment on Where's My Can Of Home Fries? by Gervington

Gervington — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 20:03:25 +0000

WANT.

Comment on The Kind of Mail I Get by Christine

Christine — Sat, 02 Apr 2011 12:47:02 +0000

How unusual, Deb: I’m 29 as well! Great letters.

Comment on AT&T Weds T-Mobile; No Reception Afterwards by Howard B

Howard B — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 14:30:53 +0000

Actually, that is a great (and apt) title. Haven’t lost a step there. Now get some sleep, really!

Comment on The Frog and I by Heidi Gillen

Heidi Gillen — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 00:20:04 +0000

I have SEVEN hermit crabs that refuse to shuffle off this mortal coil. Someone gave us a couple and I think those 2 let the other 5 in while we were sleeping one night. And the worst part? They have mites. My crabs have crabs. Thankfully the weather has warmed up and I can drag the tank out for a good hose down. Perhaps I’ll forget to take the crabs out first…